March 22, 2010 9:37pm

Would you like your books tomorrow? I'm gonna be all around up and down the whole city! Let me know playa.

May 1, 2010 9:10pm

Just got back from a run. Now I'm gonna rinse the sexy beast off and head out...oh, maybe ill head ova after I clean myself silly.

May 8, 2010 2:53am

Okay I got in there a little late! Got a bummer but will never call her, only b cups and a small booty! I love the vuloptous women. Haha good seeing u! Maybe we can hang out tomorrow if I can get rid of the doctor clinger.

May 5, 2010 11:16pm

Were's the whistle guy from Senor Frogs? I want a pancho.

Unknown

"My ass will never get waxed unless it's trimmed with the old weed wacker."

March 17, 2010 4:18pm

"I died my midsection green in honor of Saint Patrick. Maybe that will help me score."

Unknown

"Are u an escape artists or a love convict? I choose to believe the latter. U make my jeans shift north."