Sunday, March 28, 2010
March 17, 2010 4:18pm
"I died my midsection green in honor of Saint Patrick. Maybe that will help me score."
Unknown
"Are u an escape artists or a love convict? I choose to believe the latter. U make my jeans shift north."
March 22, 2010 6:51pm
"Thx A! ACT to the mouth!! Holla!!! Also, I think I'm going to take up the art of flossing."
March 26, 2010 3:20pm
"Do u guys want to do some volunteer work? I try to do at least 100 hours a year."
March 26, 2010 3:16pm
"I don't know if I'll be ready to cook. I'll still be in my kilt and have face paint on my face."
March 22, 2010 10:40pm
"I'm prob gonna drop off G's books tomorrow during the day! Please put all underwear, thongs, used and new tampons, bras, and dirty socks away. Tell G they will be on the counter with a love poem, prob a sonnet or haiku with the words "twinkle toes," "love nugget," "Bambi," "scented candles" and "lotion (prob vanilla scented)" all mixed into one lovefest of a poem!
March 18, 2010 10:52am
"I always have fun, well up to the point where my friend got really pissed at me bc I tried to steal leprechaun out in front of the bar."
March 17, 2010 1:18pm
"Please dress appropriately for tonights festivities! There will be a green wet T shirt contest and a swim suit pageant (of course let's keep if Green). Can't wait for tonight!"
March 16, 2010 6:40pm
"Thong Song? How about Bump n Grind by R Kelly! Or I Want to Sex u Up by two guys with no names."
March 26, 2010 6:39pm
"Hey P!! My favorite butt dial!! Can u bleach my teeth? I really need some white pearls."
March 18, 2010 4:14pm
"I agree lady gaga!! A lil hard to get never hurt n e body!! Get it, get it, get it Girl!!!"
March 16, 2010 6:17pm
"Now, I know you're lying. I'm not gullible, but I am good looking (to an extent), fairly funny, and currently tipping the scales at a whopping 198! And that's pure muscle baby! I also like to read english literature...Okay, and I'm a little weird."
Feb 20, 2010 1:39am
"All right playa! This Egyption girls got me right now. Tried to get her number and it was like 13 digits! She really is from Egypt."
Feb 14, 2010 8:45pm
"Btw u are included in my Facebook profile pix. I also am in a relationship with u according to Facebook. I hope u don't mind."
Jan 29, 2010 10:07pm
"We r hanging in uptown if u lovely lassies want to hang? Let me know cuddlesgalore"
March 17, 2010 3:41pm
"Me and my Green underwear will be there. I'll be the guy in sun glasses and a green speedo. Hope you're still coming."
Jan 29, 2010 8:49pm
"Actually I would consider myself well mannered and fashionably well dressed and sometimes muscular (I mean I work out), and of course hairy like animal."
Oct 26, 2009 12:45pm
"Hey, wow just went for a run and my lungs are freezing! It feels like I got a glacier in my chest!"
Jan 29, 2010 8:40pm
"Hey G, I might have a man for u. Nice guy, pretty funny, decent bod, size 11 feet, and yes he does have 6 toes on one foot but c'mon he's really nice."
You've Been Lawhorned
Let me begin with a little background. M Lawhorn is an absurd and inappropriate individual who never hesitates to strike up a conversation with anyone - and I mean AN-Y-ONE. He is that guy on the Subway talking to random strangers who have their iPod on, and that guy you stand next to in line who decides to tell you his life or story and somehow manages to get yours. He is also that guy whose texts you read with furrow in your brow and a look of confusion. Since most of you may not be in Lawhorn's list of contacts (or maybe you are I actually wouldn't be surprised), we have decided to share them here so you can all enjoy the wonder that is Lawhorn.
This is a sort of "Texts From Last Night" kind of thing, except better... Stay tuned!
This is a sort of "Texts From Last Night" kind of thing, except better... Stay tuned!
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