You've Been Lawhorned

Let me begin with a little background. M Lawhorn is an absurd and inappropriate individual who never hesitates to strike up a conversation with anyone - and I mean AN-Y-ONE. He is that guy on the Subway talking to random strangers who have their iPod on, and that guy you stand next to in line who decides to tell you his life or story and somehow manages to get yours. He is also that guy whose texts you read with furrow in your brow and a look of confusion. Since most of you may not be in Lawhorn's list of contacts (or maybe you are I actually wouldn't be surprised), we have decided to share them here so you can all enjoy the wonder that is Lawhorn.

This is a sort of "Texts From Last Night" kind of thing, except better... Stay tuned!